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MANOOOONG. BAYAD PO!"—

#MedyoJinggoy
Manong: San galing ang 20?

Pasahero: Manong, wag niyo kong husgahan please. Ang perang yan ay hindi galing sa gobyerno.—-


#MedyoParanoid
Manong: San yung bente?

Pasahero: Ano? Kaaabot ko lang nawala agad yung bente ko?!—-


#MedyoMayabang
Manong: Estudyante?

Pasahero: Mechanical Engineer.2010 Board Passer.——


#MedyoHarotToTheNthPower
Manong: Estudyante?

Pasahero: Opo. 2nd year high school. Hindi pa nireregla pero may anim na crush na.—-


#MedyoDumadamoves
Manong: Ilan dito sa 20?

Pasahero: Dalawa po. Isang manhid at isang nagmamahal ng palihim.—-


#MedyoHarotPart2
Manong: San galing?

Pasahero: Nag groupstudy po. Tapos alamniyo ba andun din yung crush ko. Magdamag niya akong tinuruan sa math. Tapos nung nag exam kanina, 0 nakuha ko. Hihi.—-


#MedyoDefensive
Manong: San galing?

Pasahero: Nagmotel.3 hours kami dun. At wag kayong judgmental please. Gumawa lang kami ng loombands.——


#MedyoNakahithitNgPentelpen
Manong: San ang baba ng bente?

Pasahero: Tung-inuhhh!! Naglalakad yung bente!!!! —-


#MedyoHighblood
Manong: San ang baba?

Pasahero: Sa gitna ng kalsada. Para patay ako tapos kulong kayo.—-


#MedyoEmoH3artZ
Manong: Ilan dito sa 20?

Pasahero: Isa lang. Wag niyo na din sanang itanong kung bakit. Sanay na ako na palaging iniiwan. Kaya nasanay na rin akong mag-isa. Keepthe change.——


#MedyoTumaTumblr
Manong: Walang barya?

Pasahero: Yan tayo eh. Sobra sobra na nga ang binigay, pero parang kulang pa rin. Parang pag-ibig…

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Sugatang Puso Quotes

*** Pakawalan mo ang mga bagay na nakakasakit sayo kahit na pinasasaya ka nito…wag mong hintayin ang araw na sakit nalang ang nararamdaman mo at iniwan ka na ng kasiyahan mo.

*** Nung gabing un..
halos tumulo luha ko dahil sa aking nadarama..
nang iyong sinabi “ayaw ko na..”
masakit man icpin pro kelangan tanggapin.. hindi nmn hbang buhay kang AKIN.. =(

*** Bakit kapag nagmahal hindi natin maiwasang masaktan?
Bakit kung sino pa yung sobra magmahal sila yung laging nasasaktan, iniiwan at pinapaiyak?
Bakit hindi na lang yung mga nanakit yung masaktan? Bakit?

*** Pumayag akong mawala ka dahil dun ka masaya, pumayag ako masaktan dahil dun ka masaya,
pumayag ako umiyak dahil dun ka masaya. Napilitan lang ako pumayag dahil alam ko dun ka sasaya...

Emotions of Love Q#209

People are always telling me to smile, like smiling is going to just take away all the hurt and pain. Well I’ve tried that I’ve tried hiding my sorrows and covering the sadness in smiles and what I’ve learned is that when it hurts this much inside your heart always has a way of showing it no matter how many masks you wear.

Emotions of Love Q#208

Do you ever get that feeling where you don’t want to talk to anybody? You don’t want to smile and you don’t want to fake being happy. But at the same time you don’t know exactly what’s wrong either. There isn’t a way to explain it to someone who doesn’t already understand. If you could want anything in the world it would be to be alone. People have stopped being comforting and being along never was. At least when you’re alone no one will constantly ask you what is wrong and there isn’t anyone who won’t take ‘I don’t know’ foran answer. You feel the way youdo just because. You hope the feeling will pass soon and that you will be able to be yourself again, but until then all you can do is wait.

Emotions of Love Q#207

Sometimes I feel like no one cares. Sometimes I feel like no one is there. Sometimes I want to kill myself. Sometimes I think I need some help. Sometimes I feel like I’m alone. Sometimes I’m in an empty zone. Sometimes I feel like I’m not alive. Sometimes I wonder if I’m deprived. Sometimes I think the world should end. Sometimes I think I have no friends. Sometimes I want to make them see that sometimes I wish I wasn’t me…

Emotions of Love Q#206

Don’t you hate it when people make a joke about you, about something that you are actually incredibly insecure about and they don’t realize it, but every laugh feels like a stab in your chest, because it hurts so much and brings up memories you’d rather forget. But you can’t say anything, because then people would know your weaknesses. They’d know how insecure you really are. So instead you just laugh it off, and hide the pain you feel inside.